North Korea Thinks the CIA Hired a Lumberjack to Assassinate Kim Jong Un With Nano Weapons?

The North Korean government is famous for coming up with some peculiar theories. But have you heard the one about how the CIA and South Korea's intelligence agency paid a "lumberjack" $20,000 to kill Kim Jong Un and his cronies with "radioactive" and "nano poisonous" substances? It's a doozy.